Welcome to mini-San Francisco, Massachusetts. Arrive at the train station where Mr. Woodenhead will greet you and give you directions to your destination.

Here you’ll find all sorts of delights for the eyes and ears. Wander the park at the center of the city, where animals gaily frolick around a pristine lake.

When you’ve taken in plenty of fresh air, amble downtown, where the cars travel in either direction in two “aisles,” and do a bit of window shopping. Be sure to visit the prominent skyscrapers in this fair city; it’s what mini-S.F. is famous for.

In mini-S.F., angels are always smiling upon its citizens.

Once you’ve had enough, the train will take you home again.

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